Date: 21st Oct
Venue :Tmn Tun
Weather : Raining
Run Rating : 8.75 by Big Mouth Monkey.
First Group out : 75 minuts
Last Runner :8 20 pm
Hare : Cili Padi’s
Co-hare: Sugar Baby / World
The Run :
As we trooped in to set the run, the sky was slight overcast and looks like the weather will be OK. Co-Hare Mr.World has painstakingly designed a heart shape paper to differentiate the many hash papers that had been laid in this vicinity or may be was sending a indirect message to the ladies of GH5. As mentioned during the circle, all hashers are to check on the windscreen of the hare to find out the type of paper that will be used for the particular run. The hare team troop up the usual TTDI entrance track and turns right at the water reservoir and head towards the abandoned fishing pond. The trail emerged at the tar road and turns right into the rubber plantation and eventually came to the road near equestrian club, another right turn leads further down through the rubber plantation. From here on the trail slowly ascend to the peak of Sri Hartamas near the new housing area and the area view of KL city and the surrounding was simply awesome. From here the trail head back toward TTDI via the bulldozed path and gravel path mountain bike track close to Valley Park and emerged near the Hash Heritage building site. The hare took 2hours 20 minutes to set the run and first runners Underpower was out by 75 minutes and most hashers were out by 120 minutes but Spotted Dog and Heartbreaker decided to come back in style (Taxi) and Bull Dog was iced for collusion for paying the taxi fare.
The Circle :
Circle was formed around 830pm amid the drizzle. Underpower was iced for his usual non compliance on hash-tiquette during the run for not using the proper hash lingo such as falsie, checking and on on. The co-hare of last week’s run Prince Charming and Lambo were iced when the hare of last run did not clear the garbage but as gentlemen of hash they cleared it without kicking a fuss. This is the kind of spirit GH5 needs. Yak stood in for Buzzard and punished Arse-Stretch for being a non drinker in hash, the real fact is he still has enough alcohol reserve in his liver to burn for life. (Seriously he is protecting his liver according to reliable sources). Next on iced was Co-hare Mr. World for using a different paper to lay the run. (Footnote: Hash standard paper was 2 x 2 inch white paper until recently every chapter starts printing specific paper to reduce confusion on the trail, the standard practice for hasher is to check the hare’s car windscreen to see what kind of paper is use for the day’s run, chalks, flours and degradable papers are normal markers, common sense dictate we use eco friendly material to set the run especially we are Eco-friendly hash chapter). Bonsai volunteered to take the box and invited Arse Strectch and Gong Mui Mui to ice for demanding that the oranges should be sliced accordingly to their whims and fancy. GM iced Bonsai for free publicity and hidden agenda. The hare thanked the co-hare for helping to set the run and also thank GM for requesting to be on record in black and white that he DONATED the roast pork, vegetarian bits and oranges, actually you have to part with your arms and legs. The hare also like to thank those showed up for the run and hope you enjoyed the pizza, pasta, sausages, salads, Cordon Bleu, beer and wine. On On!
